He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
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