I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
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there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
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We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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