If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I just want to make out with him forever
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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