If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
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Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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