she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
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Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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