eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
We are two peas in an std pod
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Randomize
