Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Boobs are out for the taking
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize
