someone get that fucking seahorse.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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