My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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