Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Welp...herpes.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
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Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
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Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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