Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
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I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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