Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
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hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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