It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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