i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
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Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
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I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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