she looked like the before picture.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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