I got chris browned last night
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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