too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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