Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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