I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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