We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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