so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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