guys are not supposed to queef...right?
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
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Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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