beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
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I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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