I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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