hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
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