i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
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Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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