I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
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I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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