You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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