I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
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so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
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...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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