Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
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Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
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I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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