i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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