im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
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If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
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I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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