Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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