Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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