You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
you never un-have a 4some
well, you know. whores of a feather.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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