you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
It was confusing and full of hummus
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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