Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
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