If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
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ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
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She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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