Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
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aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
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And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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