why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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