The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Omg I joined a choir last night...
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
