she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
