The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
