I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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