Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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