More tranny stories later!
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
He did a backflip because drugs
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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