Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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