Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
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Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
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I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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