Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
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