I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
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Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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