hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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