I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
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You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
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she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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