Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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