Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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