I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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