I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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