I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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