I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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