I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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