so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I don't deserve a penis
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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